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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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