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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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