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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗
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