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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯
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