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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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