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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁
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