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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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