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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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