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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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