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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻
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