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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦
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