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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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