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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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