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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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