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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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