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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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