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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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