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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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