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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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