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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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