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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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