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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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