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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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