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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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