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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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