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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮
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