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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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