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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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