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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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