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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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