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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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