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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗
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