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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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