Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.