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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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