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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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