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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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