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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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