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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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