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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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