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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏
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