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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮
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