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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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