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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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