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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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