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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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