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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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