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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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