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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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