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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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