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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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