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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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